On fakes.

Let me tell you something girl.  When people are being cryptic at you, or fake, kick them to the curb.  It is so not worth your time to deal with people who aren't being their true selves to you, and it shouldn't be up to you to figure out what they actually are saying to you every time they speak.

Example:  there was a girl who I thought was my friend for two years, and then I found out a few months ago that she has hated me since my freshman year (before I knew her at all) because I COMPLETELY UNKNOWINGLY stole her date to winter formal.  She was nice to me that whole time, but also, since then.   She still pretends like we're friends.

God that makes me so mad.  Tell me if someone ever treats you like that, okay?  Because I'll set the chick straight.